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The name is JOANNELIMHUIYING. Nicknamed CHOPSTICKS ♥ I ♥ guys with muscles!
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roger junyu jamie zhiwei gigi alice/meng jiao joan ying jia yi xuan zachary xin ying faith angelina meredith natalie jessie jia ning yew tong yu hng 1-respect
choir max jun hong guodong yixuan alvina angeline brenda charis cheryl chong christabel christine denise hilary jolin man jing pei xuan pi ying ying ting yee ying emmaus jesse christopher ying ting cornelius god win jesse MR TOH

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Friday, July 31, 2009

YAY!! today choir rawk although it was freaking long until 6++
saw mei, nat, gigi coming out of eagles' nest but i nvr like say hi bcos later SL scold me then i die more!! sorry):

29/7/09went to watch NANYANG GIRLS' HIGH CHOIR... meet with xin ying in the bus then when reach tm then realise nvr bring the ticket sia!! so dao mei!! then it was like already about 6+ and i havent eat macs yet and we are supposed to meet at 7.15 at ESPLANADE. damn chiong home to take ticket then chiong back to tm. took 69 which was fucking slow!! ah then hao bu rong yi dao macs then chiong down the coke. took taxi which cost 25.20 in all but uncle dun charge 0.20 so become 25. UNCLE SO KIND!! but then during the ride was damn funny. the uncle sha che then i was like stuffing down the fries bcos i was frigging hungry... jamie and xy flew but i was like omg then nth happened but the both of them was like stunned in a shocked MANNEER!! damn funny...they flew but i didn't even move(; i rawk!! reach esplanade then when walking to the concert hall saw guodong then go in together... alot of choir ppl reach liao. saw ken, javen, adrian, jordan, al then say hello then sit on the comfortable seat and wait for the goddamn show to start but i was like already sleepy b4 the show start!! chiong too much>< took mrt home then saw max, reynold, germon(i dunno how to spell), terence, al and blah... then we took the samn train-_-" ROFL. nvm then xy dad bring me home!! so good.

30/7/09 MR OW ZHI WEI BDAY AND LZX BDAY!! SO QIAO LOR!! HAHA I JUST SUAN ZHI WEI(:

31/7/09 yup i mentioned that got choir... went to hall and have rehearsal with band and UG!! then we sort of have to stand on the stairs... so i unluckily have to stand nxt to ashley. he was damn crappy. he asked me if he could drink tat absolutely splendid waterbottle which is mine. then i said umm ok larh. he drank it. then later he ganged up with jumper and they drank it again without me noeing.. then when i realised that they drank it they were like laughing like siao... HAHAHA SO FUNNY!! ;O later i asked jumper help me refill bcos like ashley drink until no more liao.. then when jumper came back, the cap of my waterbottle dropped into the "ocean". WTF!! dumbass... later ashley continued koping until left half bottle of water-_-" loll... he very umm weird leh... then took my fone then crap about sth which i dun even noe... then he returned me;O LOLLL. i dunno why i have to stand next to him in the hall. it just feels weird seh. he sing very loud. BOOM BANG BUNG!! loll i was exaggerating... but the feeling is just weird. i didn't dare swing later i hit him then i die... oh ya i oso saw him in the lift this morning... ROFL. that was so unexpected sia>< later christabel asked me if i was dating ______?? loll. i was like wtf... there is nth btw him and me... i tink she saw me and ______ walking together with ashley on the way back to choir rm... bcos _____kope me fone marh so of course i have to be walking with him if not he go see private stuff. LOOLL. stop toking about choir larh. tok about pe... shuttle run kanna 10.3 secs. lost to mei by 0.1 sec-_-' congrats MEI!!~~

brb larh. later still got tuition... kanasai... bye bye!!~

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

AH STOMACH ACHE!! CRAP LARH... I TINK THE STRAWBERRY YOGHURT WAS A LITTLE TOO MUCH SEH... NOW I FEEL LIKE VOMITINGღ LAZY TO REVISE MATHS TEST BCOS I DUN TINK THERE IS A NEED SO I SHUD JUST FREAKING FAIL...

OK I SHUD STOP IN THE BIG FONT THINGY SINCE IT SUCKS...TODAY IS A BORING DAY... AND I HATE JUMPER FOR GETTING THE SAME MARKS FOR 2 SCI PAPERS-_-" KANASAI LARH... I HATE BEING QUITS! I WANNA BE A WINNER...
JUST REALISED THAT I WAS CRAPPING... IGNORE ME!!

Monday, July 27, 2009

so bored seriously... today start off with checking of attire): i dread it...

lls checked my skirt by pulling up my untucked tee. luckily she didn't scold me bcos i nvr fold haha!~ then my socks was then freaking high... she tok alot of crap, wat when u fold ur socks ur legs will change shape... BLAH!! hu freaking cares larh>< change shape then change larh like hu will notice if you wear canvas shoe...

then acc was stupid to me but to gigi, maybe is not bcos we are drawing pandas... her fav larh(: no wonder she shouted!! then basically everything was drawn by that retarded cher which i dunno the name(: I RAWK!! i noe that.

then cheena test. ok got a few mistakes liao); it sucks bcos it is diff... TARGET>> BEAT JUMPER!! must beat him sia if not i very pai sei(;

maths, malay then eng!! eng get to watch we are marshall again!! woots... so touching sia(: faved it loads...

choir was fun bcos get to sing alot of new ndp songs...
chinese version of home, one ppl one nation one singapore, tanjong katong, 1 weird indian song, count on me singapore, stand up for singapore...

i heard that we are singing at the gallery which is one the second floor of the hall so must project our voices damn loudly(; i dun tink i can): it is seriously quite diff larh...

just now, the wind damn shiok larh... my curtains all flying around like some kind of helicopter(: i just stood in front of the window and revised my histiory notes lorh since got free wind(: haha now my sis sleeping nxt to me... ssshhhh!! show u pic of her sucking her damn thumb...><




show u somemore overdued pics ok??since i am bored(:







buai...tats all for today...JIAYIOUS FOR TMRW TEST!!~~

Sunday, July 26, 2009

ytd go east coast park. kanna 10 mosquito bites leh... so itchy! luckily jumper smsing me, if not i die of boredom liao...(:

mark the ones that apply to you :

HAIR...you have/use a:
[x] straightener
[x] curling iron
[ ]mousse
[x] hairspray
[x] gel
[x] other sprays
[x] bobbypins
[x] round barrel brush
[x] blow dryer
[x] mirror
[ ] you have or had dyed your hair
[ ] you have or had highlights
[ ] you need to check your hair at least once every hour[] you hate it when ppl touch your hair
Total: 9

EYES...you have or use or do:
[x] black eyeliner
[x] other color eyeliner
[x] eye shadow
[x] mascara
[x] fake eyelashes
[x] eyelash curler
[ ] eye shimmer
[ ] colored contacts
[ ] stunner shades
[x] eye makeup remover
[x] you refrain from touching your eyes because of your make up
[x] you try to avoid from getting your makeup smudged
Total: 18

LIPS/TEETH...you have or use or do:
[x] clear lip gloss
[x] red or pink lip gloss
[x] lip stick
[ ] chap stick
[ ] lip plumper
[ ] electric toothbrush
[ ] teeth whitener
[x] lip liner
[ ] more than 15 lipglosses
[x] toothpaste
[x] mouthwash
[ ] you reapply your lipgloss/lipstick frequently
[ ] it takes you at least 5-10 mins to get your lip gloss perfect
Total: 24

COMPLEXION/OVER-ALL FACE...you have or use:
[x] blush
[x] moisturizer
[x] face wash
[ ] bronzer
[x] makeup remover
[x] face wipes
[x] powder
[ ] cover up
[x] tweezers
Total: 31

NAILS...you have/use/do
[x] nail polish
[x] nail file
[x] nail clipper
[x] nail buffer
[ ] cuticle remover
[ ] nail hardener
[ ] nail brush
[ ] have/had Fake nails
[ ] nail scissors
[x] you hate it when your nail polish chips
Total: 36

CLOTHES...you have or use or do:
[ ] takes you 30 minutes or more to pick out an outfit
[ ] almost never like your outfit
[x] hate it when you spill something on your shirt
[x] obsessed with what people think
[x] you hate it when you can't find shoes to match
Total: 39

Over-all Total: 39
Now, take your score and multiply it by 2.I am 78% obsessed with my looks!

LOLL. mei taqqed so jie do lor(; nice quiz(;
WHO KNOWS WHICH BOUTIQUE STORE SELLS NICE DRESS??
i nid it for choir's farewell dinner...

Friday, July 24, 2009

today was a boring day...
PE was ok today and i am quite glad that i got an A for my sit-and-reach(: 42cm which actually broke my record;O
LOLL. after that was ART... stupid MDM ZEE BAI was like damn fcking late larh... then when lesson start, she was like crapping that hu doesn't hand in hmwk will like kanna green form!;O ridiculous!

later recess was like ok larh. ate chocolate bread. YUM... then when buying drinks, one whole grp of 1-respect boys can and occupy the vending machine... LOLL. got money stuck, so *cough* u understand huh?/ then go back cls without taking my art stuff... -_-"haix... bought a PINK pen and i am feeling high!~

ozw just insulted me today and i wun wish to elaborate;O

science was crappy and i almost slept when yy's group was performing... OMG I AM SO CRUEL!
but i was really bored to death(: then get results for sci test;D i suck bcos i got the same as jumper which is how can it be?! 26/35 was a stupid result...

later lls came in and tok about attire and stuff. most probably the person hu will get 4 demerit points is MUI!! and i am glad about it... whahaha!

choir suck bcos MR TOH NVR COME BACK!!~~ just hope that i am able to see him tmrw during choir(: i really miss him... and once again, i am saddened about sth... daddy shud noe;O

bought blue coral bubble tea. later jamie come my hse then we guai lan jean!!~ MUACKSQ!! jean suck to the core... haha i am a mean sister(: but the good thing is that
who freaking care?!! whahahaha.....

Thursday, July 23, 2009

WHO GOT FASHION MAGAZINES???!!
i lost mine...or maybe i could say that my maid threw it away;O

ty if u can lend me... bcos seriously i dun have!!
LOLL. buai.

LIFE SUCKS LIKE HELLL...SERIOUSLY...

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

OMG.. JUMPER U ARE FREAKING CUTE!! *muacks*
and i am sure that i brightened up your day bcos tat was wat u said in the sms(: and pls pls TAQQ!!

hahaz...daddy nvr go out with us bcos his weirdos are coming to his weird hse(: too bad lor..so go out with joan and charlotte. ate at MACS then saw ow zhi wei and another random guy buying ice-cream... later saw mei, gigi and nat(; haha so qiao lor... anyways MACS was overcrowded with AHS peeps><

later go walk walk until damn tired... walk to t1 then tm again... so sian then felt like dying so bought sweets from minitoons:) then i was revived again!!~ BOOM POOF PUFF!! woots;D

sian l8r got tuition...

sian uh!!~~

hahaz darling go watch kope bryan... love u always... and my GANS of course!!~
and gtgw actually taqq at my blog... fuck! *bang into wall and die right on the spot*

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

FUCK!! FUCK!! I LOST MY WATER BOTTLE!! NABEI!!'_' i have nth to say about it...

TMRW NO FULTE LESSONS!! TY(: SO TMRW CAN SLACK WHOLE DAY!YEH~

why are you so cute? why are you so shuai? ah...and why am i falling in love with you? joshua ang... u hav always been and always be my DAR~
jumper finally said that he was not coming for concert): WHY??!! ah...when he said that, i was like ok... but me want him go...understand? i dunno larh...i just want him go so that wun be so bored(: jumper... why can't you forsake ur piano lessons? it just one day~ and u can like change to another day wat... pls?/

Monday, July 20, 2009

poor angelinaa/ mei;O kanna scolding from ms nisrin...
today is a bad day!! very bad... i wan jumper go concert!! PLS PLS JUMPER!! although u have ur first piano lesson in 2 months, i dun freaking care since it start at 9! the concert end quite early so u are able to make it!~ PLS!!~
ah.... i feel like hugging yingjia for an 1 hr! i nid a shoulder!! and i just cant find a nice blogskin! ¬nabei
malay suck bcos i was asked to stand in front of the cls but the problem is i dun understand wat the crap is cher toking bout! ¬wtf
got one freaking moth scared the hell of me today! and it was like flying so near jamie, but she didnt scream!instead it was me hu shrieked! ¬kanasai
choir suck bcos no mr toh... i miss him lots! but will be seeing him on fri! YEP!¬yeah
the night suck bcos i got tuition! and my stomach is aching very badly... ¬fuck

very very bad... the day sucks but just hope tat tomorrow is full of surprises...(:

Sunday, July 19, 2009

new gadget. CRUSH METER. remember to crush meღ

Friday, July 17, 2009

hihi...long time nvr taq liao>< u miss me?/ jkjk(: anyways today lessons start off with freaking LETTER WRITING TEST!!! WTF~ sian larh... no mood to write so me just crapped:D lalala then was ART!! stupid idiot MRS ZEE OR WATEVA HER BIG NAME IS... was like nagging like an lao aunty... poor yingjia): kanna scolding><
did like a BIG STRAWBERRY so that i could eat it...haiz(: then this freaking person in front of me has an extremely big head and was blocking my view the whole time>< but it is goodoo in another sense so cher cannot see me dreaming(; haha...
recess was like usual then was maths.... nth much happened then was SCIENCE!! SPA IN THE SCIENCE LAB!!~ ooh lala... stupid larh, last question wrong liao... shud not have changed my answers!! yt fault larh>< no offence~
sien then jumper tao me): ahh...he nvr come choir>< anyways choir was so bored very bored... but b4 choir, in the classroom, jessie, limmin, zach, mengjiao, cheryl, jamie, xinying and i were like camping!! there was food, music...so damn fun:) ahh then 3 of us camp whore! siao... jump jump jump nonstop!! then take pics nonstop..
during choir break, saw mei, gigi and nat!! wave:) haha...

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

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lalala so sian leh... i wanna NEW FUCKING BAG LARH!!! but according to my mother...

ur whole cupboard so many bags liao still want to buy... somemore u keep losing your things whenever it is placed among ur bags... ZZZZ!!! no bags for you!! unless you received all As for ur exam!!

i was like "WTF!!! it is just a bag and my OP bags all rotting in the cupboard liao... i wan a bag from _______. dun tell you ppl if not it'll not be a surprise if i carry the bag to school:) i oso wan a domo monster from TENCHI!!! not fair... i oso like the wallet like a claw... THEN COOL LARH!!!

ME OSO WANNA NEW MYUK WALLET!!! my wallet is like 2 yrs liao... then stupid somemore... no ppl buy for me>< so sad...

Friday, July 10, 2009

1.Who was the first person who smsed you?
jumper

2.Who was the last person who smsed you?
jumper

3.Who was the person you last met?
jamie, xinying, jumper, adrian, javen

4.Who are you thinking now?
eh... my crush?

5.do you wish someone was with you now?
YEH... the only him...

6. Is someone stuck in your mind now?
DUH... my beloved guy

7. 10 ppl to do this quiz.

1) Jamie
2) Xin ying
3) Angelina
4) Jumper
5) Joan
6) Gigi
7) Yingjia
8) Zhi Wei
9) Nigel
10) CRUSH

8.when was the last time you chatted with 3?(angelina)
today in school?

9.What if 5 and 10 quarrel?(joan and crush)
eh... i trust joan and him.

10. who is 1 having a relationship with?(jamie)
jiayu?/ ah... *run*

11. Is 9 fierce?(nigel)
he very shy one><

12. Is 3 and 4 studying in the same school?(angelina and jumper)
YEH...

13. Who is 2 to you?(xinying)
MY GOOD FRIEND!!

14. how did you noe 10?(him)
it is a secret... *zipped mouth*

15. What are you to 4?(jumper)
umm... his close friend? or daughter? idk.

16. Are you close to 7?(yingjia)
i am her girlfriend. DUH...

17. what if 4 and 10 fight?(jumper and him)
eh... i will support him la...i noe i very mean...

18. How well do you noe 6?(gigi)
she is my school mate... i noe her ok larh;D

19. When did you last talk to 5 and 8?(joan and zhiwei)
eh...today? both of them sit near to me during art... DUH><

20. Is 3 important to you?
eh... important as a good friend:)

end of quiz... TY FOR READING THIS STUPID POST!!!

DADDY FELL DOWN TODAY DURING PE!! do i seem sad? maybe i hav MIXED FEELINGS. jessie fell on him i tink ba... oops just hope that he does not hav any internal injury>< lalala... then i dunno why everybody keep on asking me whether i feel jealous? am i sad? all those questions larh! but when he fall, i nvr look at him leh... (see i so mean) just saw BLOOD on his BLOODY hand...>< but i got a kind hart so i ask him whether pain anot. His PE tee was like stained with blood... POOR DADDY! >m<...
but he shud not put the bandage, if not the cotton stick onto his wound when he cleaning it... hahaz, after choir, saw daddy at MRT station so we like follow him!! haha daddy u tink we stupid huh? u hide oso no use... WE FOUND YA!! then in the train, we were like walking from cubicle to cubicle so we can kajiao him... but then the train started moving so we stood a metre away from him...i tink so ba><

then when we reached tampines, his cliques left, we left, so he so bored... then he sat down... later we like crazy like tat, from outside keep on waving to him^^ then he wave back...DIAO!! so cute like MR TOH~_~
then when we walking in T1, guess who we saw?? haha we saw mr koh the sci teacher of our class... then we stalked him... follow him up the escalator, again another escalator then he went into TIMES BOOKSTORE. & we decided not to follow><

later wan go home tat time, donated $0.50 for some crappy weirdo and listened to crappy talk about jesus... LALALA... wasted about 20mins of our time><
oh ya, ppl of 1-respect, be glad that choir is going to perform during national day celebration...7/8!! happy anot?/ but crap! we are singing crappy songs related to SINGAPORE!!

btw, me drank blue coral milk tea... $1...
buai buai later still got tuition><


P.S DADDY MUST RECOVER SOON SO CAN KAJIAO HIM AGAIN
P.P.S hope that person read my message...

Thursday, July 9, 2009

WHY CAN YOU ADMIT THAT YOU LIKE ME? WHY ARE YOU SUCH A COWARD? I JUST WANNA BE YOUR DAR FOR ONCE... WHY CAN'T YOU FULFIL IT? AT LEAST IT IS BETTER TO ADMIT THEN LOOK! IF (YOU)THE PERSON I AM REFERRING TO IS READING IT, JUST KNOW THAT THAT IS WHAT I WANT...

FACE THE TRUTH... DUN KEEP YOUR LOVE LOCKDOWN.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

SIBEI SIAN, SO SHALL DO A QUIZ KOPE FROM ANGE'S FACEBOOK:)

1) Which school did you go to?
SACPS

2) What classes were you in?
1/2 g, 3/4 a, 5/6 e

3) What was/were your favourite lesson(s)?
pe...DUH._.

4) If you could remember, what time was your recess?
10

5) List down your favourite food/snacks.
laksa, shepherd's pie, NACHOS, wedges :)

1) Did you have a nickname way back in primary school?
limmy><

2) How did you wear your socks?
i pulled it too much and so it tore:)

3) Have you been suspended due to the way you put on your uniform?
nope, i was a very guaikia last time ok?/

4) Were you given plenty of reminders about your appearance?
nah, just that my fringe was too long^^

5) Who did you look up to when you were in primary school?
RACHEL!!!


1) Name one memorable scene where you were punished in front of the whole class.
nah... i was punished at the back of the class.

2) How many times did you skip class? What were you doing?
no no no.

3) Give one scene where you escaped from being caught/punished.
lalalala...nth

4) Did you vandalize any school property?
table only larh!


5) Did you ever make any teacher cry?
nah...they were cold blooded...

6) Who was your favourite teacher?
MRS LIEW!

7) Describe your DM.
blah...

8) Who was the funniest/weirdest/loudest teacher?
mrs RUBY TAN...

Social Circle

1) Were you popular back then?
okay larh... but 6E are definitely not LES.

2) Were you in a big group of boys/girls or small ones?
me always go with girls unless u ask me mix with the cleaner><

3) Who were your best friends?
p1 - yok teng
p2 - andrea
p3 - olivia
p4 - rachel
p5 - rachel, chantal, joey, chris, mavis, andrea
p6 - rachel, chantal, joey, chris, mavis

4) Did you and your friends have nicknames?
duh...but me not voodoogal at tat point in time.

5) What were your favourite memories of you and your friends?
bbq!!

Co-curricular Activities

1) What type of CCA were you in?
choir?

2) What did you have to bring to your CCA?
scores...

3) What did your CCA required you to do?
sing sing sing

4) Got injured?
my throat?? jkjk

Crushes/Lovers
1) Who was your first crush?
eh... are u asking me to be LESBIAN??

2) Are you in good terms with your last crush?
again...

3) Did you ever had a relationship with anyone in your primary school?
again...

4) Have you ever made out in school?
of course...not larh!

Closing Ceremony

1) How did primary school changed you?
treasure girlfriends more than boyfriends:)

2) Sing one verse of your school song.
wai sei!! forget liao...


3) What was your favourite question?
teacher teacher!! how to do huh??

4) Who/what will you remember from your primary school?
my girlfriends.

5) Any memories you will not forget.
MANY MANY!!

no more liao!!btw

JUMPER is my daddy...not my LAO GONG!!!>< TY:)

Sunday, July 5, 2009

woots!! a bought a pink headset! damn happy... so go home keep on taking pictures!! show u some pics huh?/




Oh ya!! show u some pics of my new hse ok?? it looks nice from my angle so ENJOY^^






hahaz got some random pics>< but nvm?? is my hse nicee?? I NID COMMENTS!!>m<
LALALA!!! buai buai^^

HOLIDAY IS ENDING BUT I HAVEN'T FINISH MY HMWK...
YES!! I AM HAPPUI...SO HAPPUI!! SO HONOURED TO SLAG DURING THE WHOLE HOLIDAYS>m<
LALALA THIS POST IS STUPID...
SIAN...
SEE U GUYS IN SCH ON 7 JULY^^
MISS ALOT OF PPL!!

Friday, July 3, 2009

yesterday was SYF choral presentation... it was damn fucking fun lar... okies, i am going berserk!! went to sch at 1pm then go music rm later hear mr tan crap then go assemble at concourse... took a white bus which is then old!! IT MADE SQUEAKY SOUNDS WHEN WE WENT DOWN THE STUPID HILL... SERIOUSLY!!~~ REACH VCH ABOUT 2?? NOT SURE... THEN GO HOLDING ROOM!! GOT THIS GROUP OF CHOIR FROM NANYANG GIRL'S HIGH SCHOOL... THEN WE SQUEEZE>< L8R GOT ANOTHER RANDOM SCH CAME THEN WE SQUEEZE SOMEMORE!!*I NOE IT IS DAMN STUPID*
THEN WE WERE THE FIRST CHOIR SO WENT ON STAGE SING SLEEP. DURING REHEARSAL, IT REALLY SUCKS SO JOLIN DAMN ANGRY SO GO FOR SECTIONALS... AFTER PRACTISING LIKE SHIT,GO MEET SOPS AT THE ENTRANCE OF VCH... THEN I WAS LIKE OMG WE ARE SINGING TO SIR STAMFORD RAFFLES!! CHRISTINE THEN REPLIED:"TO HIS BUTT LAR!" OK, I LAUGHED LIKE SHIT... DUNNO WAT HAPPENED THEN ONE CROW STOPPED ON HIS BIG STATUE HEAD... PPL STARTED TAKING RANDOM PICS OF IT!! LATER, IN THE MUSIC ROOM, ME JAMIE AND XIN YING WAS LIKE "DADDY!!" TAKE PICTURES WITH US LAR... KAWAII DADDY!! HE KEPT HIDING FROM US! BUT I MANAGED TO TAKE FEW PICTURES OF HIM...